Oh come on. Like you didn't flirt with the idea of jumping ship if McCain pulled an upset.
Anyone who has read more than 5 of our comic strips knows that Nicholas (the fat one) is our little punching bag. Sonic the Hedgehog, apparently, thought of him as a different kind of bag.
I encourage you to go back and read some of the previous strips, just so you can fully appreciate how mean we are to that poor little fucker.
As literally everyone on the planet is now aware, Barack Hussein Obama was elected President of these United States two days ago. We thought we would take this opportunity to let people know that the Gremlins are, in fact, Americans. And now they're more proud of it now than ever.
I hope that people remember every single jackass that was talking about ways McCain could have won, especially Rush Limbaugh. He had a very useful insight that suggested that Obama was going to lose because he only had a 6 point lead in the opinion polls, and he needed like a 12 point lead or something retarded like that.
And to everyone who said that Obama was a secret Muslim or a Marxist or is a really scary Prez pick, know that I have compiled a list and when you're better of 4 years from now, we're going to have a conversation.
We have all witnessed history, and now the real work begins.
Not for us, though. Thankfully, we make jokes, not policy.