I'm sure this idea has been done before, or has at least occurred to you in some way.  With Carter out of town, and an idea I wasn't too wild about, this is what I ended up with.

True, not all R&C titles are filled with innuendo, but the originals surely were.

Be sure to go check out Dueling Analogs on Wednesday.  That's when our strip is rumored to appear.  It also has to do with veejo games.