I hated those "Choose Your Own Adventure!" books. I always picked the thing that sounded like the right thing to do, such as, "Cross the river in the canoe" only to be told "The canoe is made of pure evil. It eats you and the Hardy Boys."

Whatever. Stupid books. Stupid gimmick... trying to get me to read...

I'd go make my own adventures out of G.I. Joes. Then who's laughing?! No one! Because that's not funny!

On a slightly less crazy note, I have fulfilled a couple of requests for an image of Elrond's Mecha-Transformimation we never saw in the comic Alert! Alert!. Nevermind that those requests came from my brain.

Why is he at the Beach? Here's a better question...

Why are ninjas at the beach?