I am sure this joke was made somewhere on the internet. Possibly long ago. If it wasn't, what's wrong with you internet? Are you feeling ok?
Full disclosure: I have not, nor do I plan to experience CoD: Ghosts. I have bought each game since CoD4. I am done. Largely because my friends are done. Carter is not playing it. The others are not playing it. I just... don't care.
I am, however, playing a lot of Battlefield 4 on PC these days. I'm also uploading videos of it (and other things soon) onto the new youtube channel. Go take a look. Help me grow. I can only get bigger if you are watching. IfyouknowwhatImean