There aren't many more touching tales than those of a man and his mustache.
The third panel is probably one of my favorite things that I've ever helped create, ever. In fact, we're thinking of pulling a Penny-Arcade/Bogey Golf switcheroo and making "The Mustache Chronicles" instead of "The Crooked Gremlins."
I mean, that's a silly idea. It's not like it would be incredibly awesome to test the limits of our imaginations, writing the story of Retrac and his rat mustache.
Or maybe it would be too awesome.