Holy crabapple, is that Wario disgusting.  He is Nintendo's fart joke.  Imagine living with that guy.  You'd come home to greasy computer screens ("What was he doing in here?") and pillows that smell like farts.

This strip was done, in part, because Wario Land: Shake It! came out.  Now, I know that Jeremy Parish at 1up wasn't too fond of it, saying it was the same old, same old.  Well, not for me Jeremy!  I never played the previous game(s)!  So, when judged on it's own merits, Wario Land: Shake It! is a fantastic platformer.   It's first party, it's good, and hey, it came out.  That's more than I can say for Wii Masturbate!.  That shit is always being delayed.  Or doesn't exist.  Whatev.