There was a while there when it seemed like all of our strips had a phallic-centric theme. When one of our readers did us the favor of pointing out this fact, we reacted in our usual manner. The NSFW version of this comic is available for those of you who think you can handle it. We spent a lot of time making this golem look... proper. We might make backgrounds. Or even possibly t-shirts.

We just got into Palace in the Sky Publishing, which explains this new-fangled ad box to the left. I hope that it will be as beneficial to our readership numbers as I told Paul it might be. I really don't want to look like an idiot.

Speaking of looking like an idiot, I present to you two comics, one from a beloved giant in the webcomic world, one from a relatively unknown David. Do we see some similarities? Hmm?

Twitter is proving to be enjoyable. I have decided to expand my Twittering activities to include my professional life as well, but don't worry. It's quarantined from The Crooked Gremlins and I won't bore you with its progress. One of the problems with free social media tools like Twitter is that once you start, you can never stop. Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIN, whatever. These services will suck the time out of your day if you're not careful. But at least you'll know what everyone on the frackin' planet is doing at 2:39 on a Wednesday afternoon.

I finished BSG, Season 1 last night. I got the last two discs yesterday afternoon, promising myself that I would ration out the remaining episodes until at least Friday. That way, I could transition seamlessly into Dollhouse and Terminator without ever having to be alone with my thoughts. But I'm an entertainment junkie. You know this.

I guess the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.