No post today. I don't want to give you guys anything less than the best; I strongly believe that a bad post is worse than no post at all, and I'm just not in a position to write something good today.
But the comic is funny, as you knew it would be. Read, enjoy, and rejoice.
Tomorrow's comic should be up on time, and then those of you lucky enough to be in Hartford this weekend might get a glimpse of us at Connecticon, which I have chosen to pronounce "Con-Eck-Ti-Con," as opposed to the more popular "Connetty-Con."