I know.
I know.
Her? Really? Why not make another Palin joke? It had to be someone's vagina, and you needed to know who that someone was, ok? We could have gone with goddamned Basic-Instinct-bush, Sharon Stone, but how out of date is that?
You know what?
We're old.
"How old are you?!"
We are so old we could ride a horse...
..to the um, the old folks home. Where we'd pick up our dates. Who are younger than us.
crickets