I know.

I know.

Her?  Really?  Why not make another Palin joke? It had to be someone's vagina, and you needed to know who that someone was, ok?  We could have gone with goddamned Basic-Instinct-bush, Sharon Stone, but how out of date is that?

You know what?

We're old.

"How old are you?!"

We are so old we could ride a horse...

..to the um, the old folks home.  Where we'd pick up our dates.  Who are younger than us.