This joke kinda spawned out of my hatred for my own laptop. It is on the way out and that sucks, not just because I create the comic on it, but also because I cannot replace it. So....
It's five years old now and has a very hard time STAYING THE FUCK ON. Kind of a hindrance when trying to crea... oh look! There it went! There was about a three minute lapse between those ellipses and these words. That time was, of course, filled with rage and confusion and a lot of excessive button pressing.
Oh, technology. My relationship with you is like that between "Cool Ethan" and "Angela" from the movie Slackers. I love you, but I hate you. I made a hairdoll out of you and I ride a unicycle. Plus, I have 11 toes.
This analogy is broken.
Happy Friday, assmonkeydouchetardfuckbunnydudemanspaceboyfeetfacedudedudes.