Very few people actually celebrate Take Your Kid to the Bar Day. I've seen a couple do it. It always makes me wonder why that day even exists. Babies can only do like four shots, then they are out.
I mean, it's fun to draw on a baby, but if that were my kid? While I'm at the bar, he'd be at home with the TV, like a good parent's child should be.
And since I already ate and drank everything under the sink, we're good, baby! Throw some Twinkies on the floor and let's hit Atlantic city! See if we can't double this college fund!