Very few people actually celebrate Take Your Kid to the Bar Day.  I've seen a couple do it.  It always makes me wonder why that day even exists.  Babies can only do like four shots, then they are out.

I mean, it's fun to draw on a baby, but if that were my kid?  While I'm at the bar, he'd be at home with the TV, like a good parent's child should be.

And since I already ate and drank everything under the sink, we're good, baby!  Throw some Twinkies on the floor and let's hit Atlantic city!  See if we can't double this college fund!