In The Mullet™, I have found a new character that I want to write all the time. I'm currently working up an origin story. Hopefully have some extras for you guys on Monday. I've got a long weekend of nerding out in Carter's absence. He's headed back to Kentucky for the Derby, and I'm headed straight into a diabetic coma. Why are Cow Tails so good? WHY!?
I feel like a really bad version of some awesome writer, hell bent on showing the world his vision. Unfortunately, I have about 80 bad comic visions swimming through my head and not one managerial strand of brain function to direct them.
Dear Apple, make a computer that can transcribe dreams already. Assholes.