Sometimes opportunity passes us by, and when it does, it sucks. That is why I always, always carry a big fucking net.
Potentially Opportunity-Saving, Net Employing Times, or POS NET:
Job interview not going well? Net 'em! They'll appreciate your enthusiasm and go-getter (or go-netter!) attitude!
Stillborn babies? Not at your party! Net 'em!
Remember when the internet first came out? Remember that shitty Sandra Bullock movie "The Net"? Net 'em!
Now fuck off straight into your weekend. Net 'em!