Sometimes opportunity passes us by, and when it does, it sucks. That is why I always, always carry a big fucking net.
Potentially Opportunity-Saving, Net Employing Times, or POS NET:
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Job interview not going well? Net 'em! They'll appreciate your enthusiasm and go-getter (or go-netter!) attitude!
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Stillborn babies? Not at your party! Net 'em!
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Remember when the internet first came out? Remember that shitty Sandra Bullock movie "The Net"? Net 'em!
Net Links:
Now fuck off straight into your weekend. Net 'em!