We are both what would correctly be described as "indoor kids." We don't like your sun. It burnses ussssss.

So it was a really bad idea for us both to be in the sun for an entire day, not unlike the way we spent our In-drunk-pendence Extrava-Holy-CHRIST-am-I-hammahed-ganza two Sundays past. We have been dealing with the fall-out from that revelry for two goddamned weeks, and it has been pretty gross.

It's an unusual feeling to have more skin than you need; so much, in fact, that your body starts exporting it without asking. It's disturbing and gross, but we thought we might at least get some jokes out of it.

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