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I saw Scott Pilgrim twice over the weekend. It is very much up my alley. I think this is the first time in a while that I am at the epicenter of a demographic. If my life were an action movie, the Scott Pilgrim formula would be in the vial held by my nemesis. He'd crack a devious smile and throw it off of a skyscraper and I'd yell "NOOOOOOO!" hurling myself over the side after it, catching up to the vial just in time to guzzle its contents and hug the empty bottle to the side of my face.
The movie's called Happy Splat.