That's actually the word for the study of zombies, an important science indeed. Almost as important as Cryptozoology.
I know plenty of things about zombies. I have the survival guide. I've read the accounts of the war. I've trained many, many times. But what the fuck is Big Foot up to? Would he eat a sandwich if I gave him one? What kinda rap does he listen to? Does he like to get crunk like I do?
GO, CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS!! FIND THESE ANSWERS AND MORE!!
I'll be doing something waaaay less important, like drawing cartoons for the internet. Thought I was going to belittle them? This is Sasquatch we're talking about, assholes.