So, remember when I said 3 posts a week again? Well, I lied. We're staying with 2. This is mostly due to the fact that I can't seem to bring myself to create anything with less than 6 panels these days. All of the recent strips that I've liked are labor intensive, but worth it in the end (I think). So, yeah, expect more strips like today's, and less like the 3 panel throwaways we've created in the past.

About today's strip: I've been listening to a lot of heavy metal (or just metal, if you prefer) recently and decided I needed to pay hommage to one of the best musical genres as well as the movie/magazine of the same name. I grew up with both, their cartoon boobs and beheadings keeping me aroused and giddy. And really, what is better than that?

So, thank you, Heavy Metal, and your various contributing artists, weirdos and perverts, for conditioning me to expect every woman to have double Ds and an insatiable blood lust.

After all, a guy's gotta have standards.