It's a whole new year, baby. Anything can happen.
New things can happen, the same things can happen, even things that seem exactly like the things from last year, but are in fact new things, can (and might) happen. What will this year bring? Will there be... celebrity tabloids? First person shooters!? Crowds of angry surface-dwellers shouting percentages at other angry surface-dwellers?! WILL. OUR. BUTTS. STILL. STINK. QUESTION MARK.
Time will tell, fuckface. Time will tell.
Only one thing is for certain: Our butts are probably going to stink.
Maybe.