Here is an update.
Resident Evil: Raccoon City Butt-ache orwhateverthehellit'scalled has the worst multiplayer I've ever played. I'm actually suggesting you try it just to see what I'm talking about. If you like your 3rd person shooters to feature lackluster gunplay, enemies with a million health points, and the ability to catch somebody in an infinite melee combo like this was Marvel vs. Capcom, look no further.
Seriously, I knifed the same guy for about a minute straight, the whole time he was just going through a stumble animation, over and over, caught in the corner. Finally, he said, "I don't feel so good."
I put on my jetpack and flew out of the big, gaping hole where the good game was supposed to be.