Have you heard of Penny Arcade's upcoming Strip Search? Well, I applied to it, but only because I REALLY REALLY WANT TO DO IT.

If only to get the chance to get on stage and say, "I will bake this cake and marry it in a strorage container better than all of you!!" The judges will have to see that I won the race the fastest because I'mma be the last one on the island with a rose.

I might need to read the rules again.