It is 2013. Holy shit. We've been at this gremlin comic stuff for almost half a decade. Eff.

Well, Happy New Year, guys. And thanks for sticking around for all these years! You regular readers are a big part of what keeps me doing this. God knows it's not the money.

If you're new to the site, let me be the first to say Fartbutter!

It's an acquired taste.