I guess we're updating on Mondays now!
This took a while. Surprise. They always do.
Yesterday was Cinco De Guy Blow and BOY, DID I CELEBRATE. But really, I did blow your dad. And 4 other guys. They were probably dads too. I didn't stop to ask.
No, what actually happened was that I played Guacamelee, finally. I only put about an hour or so in, but man, super good time. I recommend it highly.
I also recommend Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. I spent a couple evenings last week playing through what I would call a "Perfect-Length Game", or a "Your-Dad-Length Game". As an adult (kinda, not really, hardly even) I like games that I can complete in a couple sittings. I don't need a 25 hour game. I just fucking don't. GET TO THE POINT ALREADY.
I hear Guacamelee is a similarly short game that also only cost me $15. Hmm, I'm seeing a trend here...