How about comics with no real joke in 'em? SHUT UP.

I am super pumped for Metro: Last Light to come out tomorrow. I'm like if Elrond hooked up a bunch of penis pumps to a Super Nintendo. Hold on, gotta... write that in my... comic journal... that doesn't exist... ok , what was I saying? Oh, right. Metro.

I finally played through the first one not too long ago and found it to be right up my butt alley. However, I'm looking forward to thier second swing at optimization, cuz that first game was NOT SVELTE. Workaholics? No? Alright. See you later.

"As soon as I said 'my feet'..."