I hate when I try to get somebody's opinion on something and they're like, "Where am I, mister? I miss my mommy." Like, quit being so selfish for one second and focus on MY needs!

Now, where did I put that shovel...

This kid and I are planting a community garden. It feels good to give back.

Unless it's giving a kid back. Look, you guys left this one just laying there in a bed! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!